Live Club Recap part II
Bradley: Taylor’s glasses. Week 2. Still looking shined. I think they came with one of those cool wiping cloths. I used to have a cloth for mine, but I lost it. It’s been a tragic experience ever since. Mainly because I’m tempted to use paper towels, and I know that’s wrong. It’ll cause scratches. So, I usually try to find a soft t-shirt, but then I fight with myself over which t-shirt is the softest. It’s a problem.
Garrett: Ewww - Hunter just tooted and Luis swallowed a quarter. If you find it they’re going to frame it and put it on the wall. I saw a quarter earlier in Dennington’s mouth but that one was brown.... Oh look, Rob Bell/Wade Huggins is here. He must be in a boy band. I’m sure he is. Hit me baby one more time.
Bradley: On the subject of “Hit me baby one more time...” I’ve always wondered how you know which girls want to be hit and which don’t. Is this desire for sexual violence developed in the early stages of life, or is it something that’s hereditary that shows up post-adolescence. These are questions that I need answers to. I don’t really know who to ask. Maybe Joel. Who invented suits, and why are they so important? I don’t believe in pinstripes. I’ve never understood their purpose.
Garrett: Garrett’s either on the phone with a nerd or a harlot.
Bradley: We’ve been making Big jokes since 2006. I had a Bass Pro Shop hat in high school. It was “poserish” at best. I think Snedden stole that hat and is wearing it right now. I’ve never been a good fisherman. I don’t really know what the problem was. I don’t think I have that fisherman gene. My chair sounds like a dolphin. A lot of people have been advocating Grizzly Straight lately. I’m tried and true Wintergreen. I encourage others to experiment, or reminisce if you’re a former Wintergreener.
Garrett: I could totally beat Hudson in a fight.
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